These things have been said to me (or in the room) in the last month-ish:
Me: "Isaiah, don't throw the babies!"
One kid to another: "Eat goldfish nuts"
Two boys were asking me random questions. If I knew anyone from Turkey (because of the Turkish Festival). If I had kids, or a boyfriend and then to top it off: "Meghan, do you have a dildo?"
And from the same kid last month: "Meghan, is it true... that... you give as much as head as shampoo?" He was messing up the line as he was saying it. I replied with go away.
Aren't they cute?!?!